Returning to my New York City office has reminded me of something I had almost forgotten:
Manhattan may be the greatest people-watching city in the world.
Unfortunately, nobody is watching anybody anymore.
They’re watching their phones.
Walking through Midtown these days is like participating in a giant human obstacle course populated by twenty- and thirty-somethings with their heads down, AirPods firmly implanted and absolutely no apparent awareness that several million other people also live here.
Yet somehow they don’t collide.
It’s remarkable.
They can text, scroll Instagram, listen to a podcast, order lunch, check their 401(k), swipe right on someone in Brooklyn and cross Sixth Avenue against the light without ever looking up.
Meanwhile, I’m still stopping at the corner trying to remember whether the little white man means “walk” or “you have six seconds to make peace with your Creator.”
And then there are the young women.
Apparently Carrie Bradshaw reproduced.
Everywhere.
Manhattan is filled with young women who appear to have graduated from the Carrie Bradshaw School of Urban Living.
Designer-looking handbag? Check.
Shoes engineered with absolutely no consideration for the human skeletal system? Check.
Coffee in one hand, iPhone in the other? Check.
Walking down the sidewalk with the confidence of someone who pays $4,800 a month for an apartment roughly the size of my first refrigerator?
Absolutely.
You expect Sarah Jessica Parker to suddenly appear from behind a scaffolding and announce:
The answer, Carrie, is me.
“And I couldn’t help but wonder…if everyone in Manhattan is staring at their phone, who’s looking at me?”
Because apparently I’m the only person left looking around.
The men aren’t much different.
They’ve got backpacks, AirPods and sneakers that cost more than my first car. They’re moving at approximately 11 miles per hour while conducting conference calls with people in Singapore.
Occasionally one will walk directly toward me without looking up.
I used to move.
I’ve stopped.
This has become my contribution to science.
I want to know exactly how close a 27-year-old investment banker can get to a 68-year-old man before his peripheral vision activates.
So far: about fourteen inches.
And then there’s the earbud phenomenon.
Everyone has them.
We’ve somehow reached the point where being alone with your own thoughts for three consecutive city blocks is apparently considered a medical emergency.
There must always be something playing.
Music.
Podcasts.
Audiobooks.
Conference calls.
True crime.
Meditation apps telling people to be present while they walk through Manhattan completely unaware of their surroundings.
“Breathe deeply. Notice the world around you.”
Sir, there’s a bus coming.
But beneath all the humor, there’s something fascinating about returning to the city and seeing it through older eyes.
When I was younger, Manhattan felt like a place you had to conquer.
You hurried.
You competed.
You wanted to get somewhere.
Now I find myself wanting to slow down and watch it.
Because the greatest show in New York has never been on Broadway.
It’s the sidewalks.
The characters.
The cab drivers.
The doormen.
The tourists standing motionless in the middle of the sidewalk while studying Google Maps, thereby violating one of New York’s most serious criminal statutes.
The guy selling umbrellas thirty seconds after the first raindrop falls.
The woman walking a dog wearing a sweater that probably costs more than mine.
And, of course, the endless parade of Carrie Bradshaws heading somewhere fabulous.
So here’s my modest suggestion to the younger generation.
Every once in a while, take out the AirPods.
Put the phone away.
Look up.
Make eye contact.
Say hello.
Notice the buildings.
Listen to the horns.
Watch the people.
Experience New York without a screen between you and it.
You may be surprised by what you discover.
And if you’re one of those young Carrie Bradshaws walking down Fifth Avenue in six-inch heels while simultaneously texting, drinking coffee and carrying a $3,000 handbag, don’t worry about me.
I’ll get out of your way.
I’m 68.
My reflexes aren’t what they used to be.
But unlike you…
I’m actually looking where I’m going.
Ed in the City
Observations from a guy who remembers when walking down the street required looking at the street.